panducky:

if you kiss my neck and bite my lip your pants are coming off.

(Source: panducky)

We’re not supposed to move the body!

(Source: thedoctorisamonkeyslut)

casterlymetal:

u just dont ask someone with winged eyeliner why they are late for something

rynnay:

watch both their faces go from “courteous TV smile” to “not paid enough for this bullshit”

(Source: mediaite.com)

jellyworld:

*enters with a bad powerpoint animation effect* hello

realityisoverrated:

gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

OMG GET IT
IM SO HUNGRY
I COULD
EAT
A HORSE
JFC

Anonymous Asked
Questionhow the heck do doduos and dodrios fly? that still cracks my mind for many years. Answer

animalcrackersinmyblog:

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