jpgay:

tip to make your boobs look bigger: wear 47 bras at once

They say that the best blaze burns brightest, when circumstances are at their worst. 

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methlabrador:

whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small.  you know the ones i mean. 

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  • kids: hey dad where are we going for our next vacation
  • me: well lets see kids
  • me: *throws dart at map of the world*
  • me: hm
  • me: another trip to the middle of the pacific ocean

adirred:

rebekyboo:

timelordy-teganbreann:

seblaine:

australian adverts are slowly becoming my favourite

omg

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This rivalry’s heating up.

I’m so glad I drank water last night.

lubricates:

maybe if i ignore my homework for another hour it will get easier

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vanillucks:

7 words no one ever wants to read

vanillucks:

7 words no one ever wants to read

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