lovetoflyanditshows:

Famous Viners?

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saltwaterandink:

quicksandbuddy:

Egyptian mythology is best mythology

ISIS

NO

(Source: lunacswitchyblog)

futurefantasticisdead:

that guy you just called sexist? he’s the CEO of a major corporation. that guy you just called racist? he’s a cop. wait hang on I’m seeing something here

(Source: futurefantastic)

gnarly:

the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger

intractably:

Kindness.

It doesn’t cost a damn thing. 

Sprinkle that shit everywhere.

earthnation:

will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking

YES SPIKE

i-effed-it-all-up:

nah sorry i cant go out tonight, i have plans to spiral into uncontrollable anxiety starting in the early evening and ending at roughly 3 am

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Just imagine turning up to work
And knowing that it’s your job to slap someone with a fake cat paw

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Just imagine turning up to work

And knowing that it’s your job to slap someone with a fake cat paw